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Sint consternat, mihnit, oripilat! 弗朗西斯被克隆!

Incredibil cit de jos a putut ajunge omenirea! Poncho din nylon? O rata sau ceva pe umar? Imitatii de Barbie in spate? E o gluma?  E un cosmar? E oribil! Absolut oribil. N-as fi crezut ca asa ceva ar putea deveni realitate intr-o buna zi. Stiam de “progresele” realizate de oameni,  dar nu mi-as fi imaginat – macar o secunda – ca un ursulet dragut (ca mine) ar putea sa treaca prin astfel de socuri. Nemeritate.

In mod normal, as fi sarit in sus de bucurie. Un fratior geaman? Va dati seama ce minunat ar fi fost? Dar o clona chinezeasca ieftina? Dar cine sint eu? Oaia Dolly? Dar se poate asa ceva? Am facut ceva? N-am fost cuninte? Plus de asta, mai trebuie sa discutam de calitatea materialului folosit. Adica, inteleg, clona, dar din materialul ala oribil, stralucitor? Poate radioactiv?

Si-apoi, ce credeti ca a zis presupusul Francisc din Piata Chinezeasca de la Budapesta? Cica: ” 您好!我可愛的玩具熊,上了船。廉價且幾乎放射性。帶我回家與你們同在!”

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Kinai Piac – Budapest, Kobanyai Ut 1080

Sint o victima a chinezilor! Nu ma mai clonati! Opriti vapoarele! Cloning = Cruelty! Trei lucruri mai am de spus:  O  –  O  –  O!  Adica Oprah – Obama – Ozzy! Help!

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Oprah

Oprah

Breathe. Let go. As you become more clear about who you really are, you’ll be better able to decide what is best for you! Turn your wounds into wisdom. The whole point of being alive is to evolve into the complete person you were intended to be. Francisc, I’ll be right behind you!  And I’m watching you!

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Barack Obama

Obama

Cloned? What do you mean “cloned”? My friend Francis was cloned? So… this is the time to engage! Four years ago, I promised to end the war in Iraq. We did. I promised to refocus on the terrorists who actually attacked us on 9/11. We have. We’ve blunted the Taliban’s momentum in Afghanistan, and in 2014, our longest war will be over. A new tower rises above the New York skyline, al Qaeda is on the path to defeat, and Osama bin Laden is dead. Do I have to say more?

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Ozzy Osbourne:

Times have changed and times are strange
Here I come but I ain’t the same“.

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*Nota: Pentru ce nu intelegeti, utilizati Google Translate. Bine?

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